General Spite
Age: 12
Genny is a boy who spends too much time on the computer and thinks that the release of the PS3's real specs is going to be big news. He can't wait.

Rachael Glogbire
Age:12
Rachael lives with her dad and mom and she goes to church Sundays and Wednesday. On Wednesday it is youth group and she plays hackysack.

Mr. Spite
Age: Lower Dad's
After years of college (he just graduated this year) he decided to take a year off. Genny is not allowed to touch his pipes.

Mrs. Spite
Age: Mommish
Genny's mom is pretty tall. Genny hopes to get this height and pass his dad up real quick. She smells like red wine and the beach.

Alex Ostrovsky
Age: Older than Genny
The proud downloader of iTunes' one billionth download. He got a lot of cool shit that a lot of people want.

Aki Fuki
Age: 13
The rich kid you hate and that always shows up with cool shit. GRRR. One time I punched this kid in the tummy and he farted. It was awesome.

Furry Lobster
Age: Kinda new?
This crazy ass thing was found in the deep blue not too long ago. He is another cool thing that Aki brought to school.

Dougy Pough
Age: 13
Dougy has more stories than an Irish leper on St. Patty's day. Never believe anything he says. It will not be true.

Tyler McAndrew
Age: 11
The local sad kid who has filled his ipod shuffle with Bright Eyes and Elliot Smith bootlegs.